February 2010
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The Logical Song - Supertramp
When I was young It seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical And all the birds in the trees Well they’d be singing so happily Oh joyfully, oh playfully watching me But then they sent me away To teach me how to be sensible Logical, oh responsible, practical And they showed me a world Where I could be so dependable Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical
There...
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FAVORITE EPISODE EVER!
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"Chega de Saudade" – João Gilberto e Tom Jobim... →
To my mom…
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(Tour Guide | Washington, D.C. USA)
Customer: “Is the President here today?”
Me: “No, the president works in the White House, not the Capitol.”
Customer: “Oh…so is he here?”
Me: “No, not today. He’s meeting with the President of China, Hu Jintao, today.”
Customer: “China doesn’t have a president.”
Me: “They don’t?”
Customer: “No, they’ve got that Mao guy.”
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This boy wants to play, There’s no time left today, It’s a shame ‘cause he has to go home. This boy’s got to work Got to sweat just to pay what he gets to get left all alone. Well let’s step outside, Let’s go for a ride, Just for a while. No we won’t get caught, Well that’s what I thought, until we cry. (Chorus) I’m still here, But it...
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Rapscallion Fun from Not Always Right | Funny &...
(Supermarket | Kent, UK)
Me: “Hello, can I help you with anything?”
Customer: “Yes, do you have any scallions?”
Me: “Oh yes, we do. They’re right here.”
Customer: “No, not spring onions, scallions!”
Me: “The two are the same thing. They just have different names.”
Customer: “But do you have any scallions?”
Me: “They’re right here!”
Customer: “Those aren’t scallions, those are spring onions!”
Me: “Give me a moment, let me check outside for you.”
(I go out to the prep room, pick up a crate of spring onions, turn over the ticket and write ‘SCALLIONS’ on the front.)
Me: “Here we are, the last box.”
Customer: “Fantastic! Thank you so much!”
(The customer filed a positive comment about me, and I got a pay rise!)
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“ney..animation is not just for children, they’re also for adults who take drugs.”
– Paul McCartney (via yobananaboy)
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